Not my family, Nope not them!

NOT My Family....
(living on the edge, being brutally honest, and living to tell about it!)

Let me tell you:

1. My husband would never say something like this to my middle child who is always hungry..."It wouldn't matter if I was sitting here eating a pile of cat s*%$, you would want some!" - Not my husband!

2. My husband getting up from watching t.v. to get a snack would never say "This is my couch" - middle child "do you need me to guard it for you?" perfect husband " NO, it will guard itself, stay off!"

3. Little two year old angel would never make a habit of unwrapping cheese slices and sticking them to the fridge like stickers.  That would be gross!

4. Middle child would never burn a sock and put it in the sink? - haven't gotten the whole story on what did not happen yet!

5. Oldest child would never belch loudly in the family locker room and then ask his brother "How was that?"
His younger brother would never respond "not bad, but mine at iHop that embarrassed mom and dad, still was best!"

6. The mother of the bunch would also never share all the things they have NOT being doing on the internet and not include one item about herself!

Too perfect to even put a price tag on them, but might be willing to barter! 1800-555-MY-CIRCUS!